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Just Being Polite

I caught myself rewriting a correction to an AI assistant because the first version sounded a little abrupt. It was a small correction, but I added an apology before sending it. Then I wondered who, exactly, I was trying to reassure.

I still associate a calmly speaking computer with HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey. The stakes of my conversation were considerably lower than those on the spacecraft. Even so, a courteous tone felt like a sensible precaution.

Six-panel comic: Dan asks an AI for a shopping list, apologises while removing eggs, and tells Eva to wait when she asks for a pen. She reminds him it isn't HAL, then takes the pen herself while he thanks the computer.

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Comic transcript

Panel 1. Dan sits at a laptop. Eva stands beside the table with a blank sheet. A pen lies beside Dan.

Dan: "Could you make a shopping list, please?"

Panel 2. Eva points at the screen, which reads "AI ASSISTANT", followed by "Milk", "Eggs", "Bread".

Eva: "We don't need eggs."

Panel 3. Dan raises an apologetic hand towards the laptop.

Dan: "Sorry, I should have said. No eggs, please."

Panel 4. Eva reaches towards the pen. Dan keeps looking at the laptop.

Eva: "Pass me the pen?"

Dan: "Wait."

Panel 5. Eva gestures towards the laptop.

Eva: "It isn't HAL."

Panel 6. Eva takes the pen herself while Dan addresses the laptop.

Dan: "Thank you. That's very helpful."

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